"Wuar's the latest news?" asked a woman of neighbour, "Nothing much doing," said the other; "but our grocer has started turning his sixpenny Jabels upside down, Tin Hat Tale The APS, worker was trying on tin hats, but couldn't get one to fit him, What is your size?" he was asked, Seven and a quarto, ts not a tin hat you wait," said his chief, "but an air raid sheller,"
Can't Take It 'Tue inquisitive young man had been asking the id sailor several questions, and to finish up, asked: "How is it that the' tide is higher this week than Tost?"
"Oh," he replied, "they're sinking' so. many them U-boats that the overlow won't take negroes were play poker, and one said "Ah wins: ah's got "No you don't; ah wins declared the other. 'Why, whatever you got "AN's' got, two nines and a razor."
"You she' docs. Mow come you so lucky'
Too Low Two motorists were zipping along the hit! Jway at 70 or 80 miles on hour when a police patrol appeared from nowhere and foreed them lover to the kerb.
What's the matter?" asked one blandly. J-Were we driving too fast?" ally, were flying $00 low."
"No," answered the arm of the law sarcastic Mis Silent Service Hiruan was inspecting troops before their departure for the front, "Have you any brotiver tie asked one very' tall soldier.
"Yes, seven, my Fuehrer: "And, of course, they are all ghting for the Jdcar Fatherland," continued Hitler, All except one, my Fuehrer."
And where is he?
Inthe Navy, my Fuehrer:
Social Error A Morons who offered a pedestrian a 1 noticed shortly afterwards that his watehwé missing. Stopping the ear, he picked up a large [spanner and, raising it above his ead, ex= Jdaimed: "Hand over that ware!
The stranger meekly complied, and then allowed himself to be booted out of the ear.
When the motorist returned home he. greeted by his wife.
"How did you get along without your watch [she asked. "I'suppose you now that you eft it-on the dr fable?"
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