Walking along the street the other day, Mr. Brown met a friend and said: "By the way, Tom, what about that quid you borrowed from me a year ago?" "Well, what about?" "You said you only wanted it for a short time." "That's right," he said, "I only kept it half an hour."
Testotal "THE best way to'reduce your weight," the doctor told him, "is to shake your head slowly and deliberately.
"Eh? And how often?"
"Every time someone says Will you have one?"
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