Teacuer: "Can you tell me what a hypocrite is, Tommy?'
Tommy: "Yes, it's a boy who comes to school with a smile on his face."
Not Good Enough Friznp: It's too bad Clarence and Dorothy aren't good enough for each other.
Man: What makes you say that?
Friend: Oh, I've been talking to both families.
Breaking It Ough!
THERE once was a man who, for hiccough, Tried all the darned cures he could piccough.
Till at last he found out That the best, without doubt, Was warm water and salt—in a tic cough!
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.