The Archive · 1938

Senator Soaper Says

Wru chimneys belching anew, as recovery again takes' hold, a Pittsburgh world series would mean cinders in the outfielder's eye.

We, the big-hearted, rushed in once to save civilization and had our pockets picked. the crowd now gathering abroad lóoks like the same mob.

Now Massachusetts joins the long list of commonwealths which outlaw heart balm. Things are becoming tougher everywhere for the career sweetie, The summer crop of candidates has seemed io some a bit more clownish than usual. That's the trouble with closing the large circuses early.

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