It's a darned poor. politician that can't please somebody. I've noticed that when they're running' for a second term or for another office they point with pride to some of the wonderful things they've accomplished during their last term.
It reminds me of Aunt Boo braggin'
übout Uncle Unie, She said, "He's the handiest man round the house I ever knew. He took a top off a table, sawed the legs off the washstand and took a panel out of th radio, and made the purtiest foot stool I ever saw."—By Bob Burn Sally no Heroine "Have you read about Wasser, the tabby cat who saved four lives when fire broke out at Amersham, Bucks?"
"I have no time to read papers."
s a cat for you! Reliable, ureeful, courageous. I wonder what you would do in similar cireumstances?
have no idea."
'"Wasser "found the house full of nake and cried till he woke the family."
"I expect he wanted the family to let Him of"
"You don't believe he was trying to save them?"
"Certainly not.
"I don't like those who sneer at the achievements of others, It shows a nasty, mean spirit."
"You have to face the facts."
you should at least try to think the best of your fellow creatures."
"I zm mot blinded by sentiment. Nor do I 'e your childish notions of heroic:
wore jealous beea another cat's got into the papers "Please don't be ridiculous."
"Ana you always pretend you hate publicity,"
Shall we drop the subject? I have some kittens to wash."
"And keep your nose out of the new refrigerator or you'll get it irostbitten "Do yo thind if I go now?"
"And keep your paw off the wet print. We don't want your autograph all over the house."
"Kindly let me pass, please Gubbins in the "Sunday Ex-
LY press."
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