Waen an indignant councillor of a famous seaside resort gets up in the Council Chamber and says "We don' want any ci folks here," he is either asking for a boycott of his town or asking us to take stock ourself when we go on holiday; boycott by all the Or People who go on holiday would make any seaside reso to meet over a wet There they are s there boring you in the charabanc voe: murdering; you in the drawing-roo at Sea w, hiking you to utter exh ion, lounging a in your boi rowing your money, commandeering your gi l sharing your beer. swankers, spongers, bor ana posers [SCENE 1—On.the Pier}
The Girl: Tell me, darling, what's your name and what do you do? Young Man: Rupert Fitzroy's the re. I'm.a financier.
Who The Girl: Oh, i'm film Young Man: Liar, I know your Old man. He's tackler in a mill Oldham.
(SCENE N—A Family on the Beach: Two small boys digging Father (scooping sand out of his ea Did you say we came down nere for a rest?
Mother Well, aren't you resting?
other: Hell, TU say I am (to the two small diggers): N you kids throw any more sand over here TU give you both a pasting.
Moiher: Leave them alone. They only t to build a castle—. Any reason to' build it down my neck? Im off. They'll be open now, anyway. See you later.
[SCENE W: mall bedroom in a "Home from Home." Four visitors in one bed. Flickering candle ili small red glass on mantelpiece] st Visitoi This bed's bit tight under th ins, ain't it?
Second Visitor: Take your elbow out of my ear.
Third Visitor: What's the red lamp for, anyway?
Fourth Visitor: Its one of them bot lights. When it changes to green we all turn over together.
KӨCEHIҢ IV—Pufing middle-aged climber in Lakeland striving to Tuch "high crap. Yokel watches his approach}
C€limber: El. you, how far yet to the top?
Yokel: Dunne, Climber: Where's the path to top?
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