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3774 Tuning "Way, what's the matter with the baby, Mary?" asked a visitor of a little girl who was trying to quiet the crying infant.
"I don't know," replied Mary, "but I expect he needs tuning."
Hardly a Rest Prisoner: "The judge sent me here for the rest of my life."
Prison Guard: "Got any complaints?"
Prisoner: "Do you call breaking rock with a hammer a rest?"
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