Cuucaco scientist Dr. R. R. Beusley claims to have identified material that holds together the cells of the human frame. He christens it "Plas-inosin," or "Human Glue."—News Item.
What makes Britons defy the weather, Curse the climate and put on ruaest What keeps body and soul together, Spite of a five-bob income tax?
What Is the secret of athletics, How do the sports girls carry through Wind and the rain without cosmetics?
Selentists say the answer's GLUE.
Phyllis, pride of our local gala, 'Wonderful things they do to' you~ Turn away from the beauty parlour, Sink your lipstick and stick to GLUE.
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