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Twenty-Stone Mayoress Struck with Bott ind Launched in Mistake for Lifeboat, Causes Havoc Among Fishing Nets Gracious Reply Ment is a story told by Mr. James Bridle, [whose new play recently opened at the Malvern Festival:
He recently discovered that his play, "Tobias land the Angel" (now, by the way, to be seen fin London at the Open Air Theatre), is to be performed by some visiting semi-amateur com-quiring: "What about royalties?"
He had an answer back almost immediately:
"The King of Denmark has graciously consented to attend the first performance."
Throw-up Corner Our Loathsome Philosopher, Gipsy Grumpo, sends this Message to our readers, which we hand on with a grudge:
"Life, folks, is what we make it, as the pact says. So let's try to look on the sunny side it, folks.
"Remember, all the money in the world, elks, won't buy that tender look in a faithful dog's eyes or the love that is in the heart of a /white-haired mother.
"So let's go, swinging along Life's high way {this morning folks, with a cheery song on our ips and a ready smile for all, That's all, folks."
'We have nothing to add to this absurd Message except: "Run along, folks 'Maurice Lane Noreoit in the "Daily Mall'
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