Tell it to your local vicar and make him collapse, says Maurice Lane Noreott.
Press Agent Wutex Algernon was nine, they say, Held press a bell, then run awa; He does the same at twenty three (But spells the bell with one more "c'
Prophecy Just to show how terrible war can really be, it is now reported that instead of many Kinds of sausage which they normally have, Germans will be reduced to one standard sausage. Merely, another way of admitting carly that they ¥eallze they are going to get the wurst of it Doorman Jor Postlethwaite has just brought out a right clever invention, It's a waterproof programme for use in an open-air theatre in Manchester.
Mind you, Joe's yot a very good job as it Is, He's a teller in a bank, Ayo, he tells Yeustomers where to wipe their feet.
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