The Archive · 1939

His Fortune

Two friends met at lunch, "I say, Harry; said Tom, "you're looking down in the mouth, What' the matter?"

save just" had. my fortune told," replied.

"Oh, T shouldn't tot that worry, you" said Tom. "Those ort of people only make wuessess Perhaps some of them do," said Hatty, "but this gp Was my able manager, and he ant Church Or Bank A wont at who did not understand business language went into the Bank of England. consult someone about her loan holding. "The lek {o whom she spoke happened to be rather 4 grave person madam? 4 Sis'it lease of conversion or redemption,

Redemption?" faltered the woman, pardon me, is this the Bank of England or the Church of England, Social Swim Dept, Ir is no longer considered smart, duckies, to show the sears of one's operations at social functions.

Lady Virginia Gasper has inaugurated the new Vosue of Blemish Parties. On Monday she invited a cluster of bosom enemies to inspect large blister on her neck, caused by the lighted end of Sir Moses Graham's cigar.

It was voted one of the most delightful gatherings. of the season.

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