Tien Business Man: I'd like to go where Ta be entirely cut off from the world.
Friend: Try a telephone booth.
A New York telephone girl has experienced three divorces. Presumably, she couldn't take rings seriously.
Telephone Operator: It costs 75 cents to talk to Bloomfield.
Caller: Can't you make a special rate for just listening? I want to call my wife Here and There Repucinc experts have a fat chance of getting rich.
When you're waiting for a girl must be xoon to be appreciated.
Ever, time a conceited star sees a mirror, he feels it cods looking into.
Give your girl friend a free hand and shell reach for her powder p According to what we heard, the novelty of married life soon wars off.
The man who chases a skirt is liable to end up with a suit on his hands.
When girls wave at men to get acquainted they don't mean it to be permanent.
Sailors use knots instead-of miles so they can be sure of having the ocean tied.
We heard of a girl who got a millionaire just using her head. Every time he asked for a kiss, she nodded and moved it toward him.
Hmm so your girl friend is California bound she's tied up in Hollywood."
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