"Bright Lad TracHzR: "Can you tell me where we find mangoes?"
Bright Lad: "Yes, miss. Wherever woman goes!"
30-40
Ur to 30 a girl wants a man with a future.
Over 40, she wants a future with a man.
Thirsty Sam a motorist alighting in Derby: "Im thirsty. Now where can the herby'
But his bottle of beer Was expensive, I fear, For the question is "where can his derby?"
Prepared for the Best!
Pretty Girl: "Will this bathing-costume shrink?"
Shop Assistant: "Certainly not, madam, Its our best quality—guaranteed not to shrink."
"Then show me something cheo. per."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.