Juw's girl is tall and fast; My girl is short and slow Jim's girl wears silky things My girl wears calico, Jim's girl has wit and fun; My girl is dull and good. But d'you think I'd change my girl for Jim's By Gosh, I would!
On Your Doze A Min. TRUDGE writes: "I tire very easily this hot weather, and after a day's hiking and a good meal find it difficult to concentrate on the Book of the Month. Can anything be done?"
Yes. Take a large bed (obtainable at most good furniture shops), and, after seeing that it is properly aired, disrobe and pull the clothes over you. By closing the eyes, unconsciousness has often been known to supervene sooner or later. If expecting burglars or friends, keep one eye open.
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