"MrawwimE Sir Samuel Hoare, who spent months planning the Ministry (of Information) has sat in complete silence."
The Information Ministry, Whose sabotage and ministry Have put our news to shame, The penalty is suffering—For lack of any buffering—Of being there to blame.
But word has gone around that there Is one who planned the whole affair Which now has gone to pot: His name is Hoare—you know him, eh, As Two-Gun Hoare?—and does he say He's sorry? He does not.
No: he, who did the jiggering And pokering, is niggering Within his wooden pile: Unmoved, serene, Sir Samuel Seems not to care a damnuel For his unhappy chile.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.