WELL, Well" remarked Jones, reading from his newspaper, "that's odd. A Scotsman run over by a brewery wagon!"
"I shoul think it's the first time thi i about that?" asked Mrs, Jones. have been on him." e AERE
Plane and a Jane "Waen I was a lad," said grandfather, "my great ambition was to have a gig and a gal"
"And when I was a boy," said father, wanted a flivver and a flapper."
"And " said the son, "want a plane and a jane.
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