The Archive · 1938

Drinks on Him

WELL, Well" remarked Jones, reading from his newspaper, "that's odd. A Scotsman run over by a brewery wagon!"

"I shoul think it's the first time thi i about that?" asked Mrs, Jones. have been on him." e AERE

Plane and a Jane "Waen I was a lad," said grandfather, "my great ambition was to have a gig and a gal"

"And when I was a boy," said father, wanted a flivver and a flapper."

"And " said the son, "want a plane and a jane.

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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