A Lap was being interviewed for a job as &n office boy.
"Do you think you know enough to be useful in this office?" asked his prospective employer.
"Know enough?" ejaculated the boy. "Why, I left my last place because the boss said I knew too much."
"ecu Labour Lost Bury was destined to be a great violinist—at least, so thought his mother.
But one evening, while he was practising on his fiddle, her husband stamped in from the garden and glared at his son.
"Why didn't you tell me that Billy was going to practise on his violin tonight?" he demanded wrathfully. "I've spent half an hour oiling the gate."
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