"Drerronp Council are to instal a penny-in-ihe-slot hair drying machine at the Borough ladies' baths."
—Cheerful News Item.
'That Deptford councillors declare That soon the ladies' baths (as proper "To progress) will contain a hair Drying machine—the charge, one copper. You put a penny in the slot—Straightway their job the works get hot on: Thus, dried, you seek your home and not Crowned, as it were, with dampish cotton. But—hark!—some dazzling blondes arraign This dodge as worthy of a dullard—If there's to be one, penny plain, Why not another, twopence coloured?
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.