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Hau day, he Lg the valet. "No is motte, one would imagi d Heard in Court Husgano: I have only threatened my Wife ones, and then I only threatened to threaten Counsel at Highgate: Was there anything peculiar about the car?
root, Witness Only that it was standing en ite Defendant at Willesden: I would to ask the policeman a question, although I knew he knows all the answers, Easy Come, Easy Go Bask of England £1 notes—used to have one letter following the serial number, which: s that small number before that long, ineampresensible string of figures.
The latest issue has a letter before and after the serial number—as A 15 A.
"We feel we have given it the balanced effect which is so desirable in these unsettled times," said Mr. Norman, Governor of the Bank of England.
"In that respect we do think that anyone who can do his bit should act, And, besides, it makes it just as easy to read forwards as backwards, don't you think? I mean, easy come, easy go, writes a correspondent."
Clever Chap chas:
A couNTRY carrier in the South of England owns a motorman licensed to carry parcels but not. passengers, A jealous neighbour complained to the police that the carrier made most of his money by playing for passenger trade. A' plain-clothes. detective with a Jarge suitcase saw the van approaching and hailed it.
"I must get to the station as soon as possible," he said. "It's important that I catch the next train to London. I don't care what you charge so long as I get to the station in time."
The carrier instructed him to jump in, then went full.speed for the station, arriving with a few minutes to spare.
The detective jumped out.
"What's the fare?" he asked, eager to make a charge.
"Oh, I don't charge for passengers," replied the carter, with a grin, "but the carriage on your suitcase will be 5s. 6d."
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Senator Soaper Says—The Fuehrer should never have to retire to woodcutting at Doorn, as he could easily rent himself out to hospitals needing an iron lung.
Some sweet day the world may live up to the pious expectations of the peacemakers, In the meantime, pardon us while we revert to the ape A savant tells us the east side of a hurricane traveling north is more dangerous than the west. We must try to remember it, along with the one about looking a lion in the eye.
The cotton surplus continues a problem, with no relief in sight till '40, when the promoters of little presidential booms will need it for stufüng shirts.
The powers now debate an appeasement of the Spanish trouble, and a wise Spain will remember to count her provinces before leaving the treaty window.
In the long run, says Lloyd George, democracy will outlast the absolutists Meanwhile, truth crushed to earth will wisely take the count of nine,
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.