"Tuv say there's a good chance of getting, a commission in the Army now, dad."
"Oi wouldn't trust em, lad. In moi time, Oi ad ari t' work Oi wanted gettin' moi pay."
Just Wait "Perry dull round here, isn't it?"
"Ah, but do ce wait just a couple o' months vower to see ow this place be stirred cop." "Why, what's happening?"
"Ploughin'."
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American Howlers 5 Arter Napoleon Married He Fought Many Battles.
A spinster is a bachelor's wife.
No is the adverb of negotiation, The wife/of a duke is a duchy.
Women die twice as often as men.
William Tell invented the telephone.
A yokel is a part of an egg.
A swain is a female swan.
A hospital is where you go to be born.
A neighbour is a person who borrows.
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