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On the Flying Trapeze In broadcasts, our Goebbels by steady degrees Is bringing our stubbornest foes to their knees, He lies on the air with the greatest of ease With alt of us yelling encore, We Nazis are gentle and lovers of peace So love for our neighbours will always increase We'll see that they're pushed down the drain. Oh, when the plutocracies started to kick, Our Fuehrer was on to their game mighty quick He doesn't throw mud where he knows it won't It was Chamberlain started the War.
We Nazis are gentle; it's only a bluff When sometimes our youngsters appear to be tough, It gives them a pain when they have to be rough And shakes the poor lads to the core, If they beat up a Jew, why they blubber they know he is Jess than the dirt And for that great day when the Fuehrer says "Mine
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