My wife was asking me this morning why there are so many more car accidents than railway accidents.
"Well" I said, "you've never seen the driver of a railway engine with his arm round the stoker, have you?"
Er Nudist Conjuror THE pretty wife of Mr, Tony Alexander, nudist conjurer, was not present when he demonstrated his skill before an audience as nude as himself. She said over the telephone, "I am not keen on the cult, but it keeps hubby happy and out of mischief."
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