Sanpy McNab, very agitated, was phoning the doctor.
"Come at once, doctor, he said, "ma puir wee bairn's swallowed a saxpence."
"How old is it?" asked the doctor.
"1894!" replied Sandy.
Not the Same "said the minister's son, "ma ys that collect' and congregate' mean same, do they?"
"Pairhaps, my laddie; pairhsps they doo," said the minister; "but there's a vast deefer-
io between a congregation' and a collec-
Exposed Tue wife had run away to her mother, She returned suddenly, and said to the mai.
"Mary, get a bottle from the cupboard. Your master will want to celebrate my return."
Maid: "But won't it be too much for him, madame? He has already had two hotiies to celebrate your going away.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.