The Archive · 1938

American Howlers

Property inherited from your father is called parsimony.

Natural immunity is being able to catch a disease without the aid of a physician.

The word Contemporary means not willing to accept new ideas.

A trust is a large firm that hopes business Will get better in the near future.

The animal which possesses the greatest attachment for man is woman.

Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one Or both of them.

In olden times the parents arranged the marriage and the bride never saw the gloom until the wedding night.

Artificial perspiration is what you make a person alive with when they are only just lead.

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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