HussAND: My wife and I fell in love at first sight. The trouble was we didn't possess second sight.
Woman: She accuses me of ogling her husband. How can I, when my husband fills my eyes?
Witness: I had not the slightest intention of causing trouble; I did not know I was telling wife where we went the night before, Counsel: Did you.go to see your husband in hospital?
Woman: No, I wanted him to get. better as quick as possible.
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