"T naw across old Jones yesterday, remarked the first motorist."
"Really?" replied the second. "How was he looking?"
"He wasn't—that's why I ran across him.
Younger 'A sociatty ambitious mother was pointing out merits of an elderly but rich suitor.
"What?" cried her daughter. "Marry that rich ofa humbug? Why, Ta die frst"
"oh, nonsense, my dear!" replied her mother, "He's not so strong as he looks'
Humour from Home Tue other night I heard a couple of girls talking in the bus, and one of them said:
"Don't you hate people who talk behind your back?"
the other one said, "Specially at the pictures."
They started talking about men, and this sort conversation went on: Jack's wonderful to go out with."
"Yes, it's marvellous to hear the way he talks." "Really? What does he talk about?"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.