"I THOUGHT you were going to kiss me you puckered up your lips just now. girlie, it was only a bit of grit in my mouth." "Well, for the love of Mike, swallow it. You need all you can get."
Short Tour A Geran prisoner of war got talking to one of his guards. "'Ow glad I shall be," said he, "when all war is over. Then I shall be able mine ambition to realize." "And what's yer ambition, chum?" asked the guard. "I shall buy me a bicycle, and I shall ride all round Germany." "Blimey," said the guard, "Wotcher gain' to do in the afternoon?"
Refugee Tur magistrate looked sternly at the man charged before him and said: "I cannot conceive a more cowardly action than yours, You have left your wife practically starving. Do you realize you are a deserter?" "Now look here guv'nor," said the undersized little man in the dock, "it you knew my wite as well as I do, you wouldn't call me a deserter: you'd say I was a refugee."
Girlish Giggles "WAT's good for biting, fingernails?"
"Sharp teeth, I guess.
"Jerry falls for every pretty girl he sees." "How'd you find out? Hearsay?"
"Would you rather be beautiful or good?" "I'd rather be beautiful and repent."
"I hear you were married one day last week." "It was three days to be exact."
The girl who does everything under the sun has shadows under her eyes.
"What kind of a divorce did you get?" "About two columns."
"Did you give Dave any satisfaction when he asked you for a kiss?"
"Well, I hope so." friend kisses you?" s 7 "Do you worry about germs when your be;
"No, I just worry about myself and let the germs worry about themselves."
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