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Militiaman: "Yes, sergeant, but I've had 19 years' practice with a knife and fork."
Counterfeit "Hullo, Slimey. I'm sorry I put a dirty trick' across you last week." "Whatter you mean?" "Well," the diamond bracelet I sold you was a fake." "Oh, that's alright. I pald you with ithe money I took out of your hip pocket." "Oh, that's quite OK, it was counterfeit."
Educated A wire stated at Tottenham Police Court: if Task my husband anything concerning the house he says, "Don't bother me, my dear. I'm Jo student, I mustn't be pestered with trivialites."
Student Why, the only things he ever reads Jare the labels on beer bottles.
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