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Mistake tee "You broke this vase over the head of your husband?" "demanded the Magistrate of " the lady' before "him.
"Yes, sir, I'm sorry; replied the Indy." didn't mean to do-it!
"Then you did noi intend to hit your hus-
"Oh, yes, but I didn't mean to break the vase!"
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