The Archive · 1939

In Parenthesis Success Story

Uscur Pete observes that Noah successfully acated the first company while the Test of the [world was in' liquidation.

Subtle iahees rou her a very subtle story yesterday. Cee, but it was subtle—it was two baure before she slapped my face!

Pay Day "Can't ask you to have g drink, George, "I've 4Sust lost my pay packet."

"Never mind Jim, have one with me, X haven't seen my misses yet Berated 7 "Wiry don't you stop beating about the Bush: demanded the" Governor-General of Australia Sngrily to the Scotsman who had lost a sixpence somewhere in New South Wales, "Big Shot"

Dad's a Big, Shot at the office, Like an Emperor in Rome} Dad's'a Big Shot at the ofce—But he's just-a "Pop" at home, Reprimanded "My boy," said a married bishop to the boot boy employed at" the episcopal palace, "you have mixed the shoes again, 1 want you 10 remember that there is one far greater. that either of us who makes note of all our actions'

"Yes, my lord," replied the boy, "she's already spoken to me about iti"

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