He had passed all the tests, and was before the recruiting sergeant, giving particulars.
"Married or single?" he was asked.
"Married."
"Any children "Thirteen."
"Sorry, old man. Too expensive. We could get a couple of generals for that money."
Follow Suit Tue lecturer in the medical college exhibited a diagram. "Now the subject here limps, because one leg is shorter than the other." He addressed one of the students. "Now, Mr. Jones, what would you do in such a case?"
Mr. Jones picked up the diagram, pondered earnestly for some time, then replied with coi vietion: "I fancy, sir, that I should limp, too!
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