"My husband says the Germans are preparing for the war after this."
"Germans have been preparing for war ever since there was a German; g. And all Germans are born spies.
"My husband says they know they're going to lose this war. So they're getting ready for the next."
"So, when it's over we shall be flooded wit alleged German refugees organizing sympathy; "And being invited to West End parties.
"They won't get invited to many in the East End."
"Brenda's already talking about the food that's coming from America."
"Pamela's sister's going to be married under an arch of long-handled shovels."
"But they're right out of date in fire-fighting now, darling. It ought to be stirrup pumps."
"How could you make an arch of stirrup pumps with all that wiggly hose?"
"What's that gun that goes woof, woof?"
It's probably a dog, darling."
"Now Margaret's father's had his teeth seen fo at last he can't get a steak to eat."
"Brenda's having boiled nettles and black coffee for breakfast."
"My husband says the war's a judgment on everybody."
"But what have we done, darling?"
"The big bombs sound like express \frains coming down and the little ones whistle.
"If the big ones whistled as well probably think it was a train."
"I suppose Germany will be forming a Hòme Guard next.
"Brenda's doing cat's meat in a casserole."
"Ansaldo says if the Italians lose they'll become a nation of waiters."
"In that case the Italians will become a nation of waiters."
"I wonder if Mussolini's shoot himself? got the guts to "He won't have to darling."
"But they shouldn't kill the litle clown. We could have so much fun with him over here."
"As a waiter he'd be a sensation"—Nat Gubbins in the "Sunday Express." flower and many plants are blooming in odd corners from self-sown seed. We have many varieties of this popular flower to choose from and as most of them flourish under very adverse conditions, they are worth growing. Some are crimson and gold, others yellow and brown, while some varieties have a narrow zone of chestnut-brown in the centre: one of the best, however, is Atrosanguinea—a variety with dark red flowers that is extremely useful for breaking up the groups of yellow which we see so
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