"PIN afraid the mountain air would disagree with me."
"My dear, it wouldn't dare."
His Luck A RICH man must hire a valet, a laundress, a secretary, a cook and a housekeeper; the poor man just gets married.—Liverpool "Evening Express."
8 6 In Error Dow blame the chap who makes the same mistake time after time. He's probably acting on the theory that practice makes perfect.—Buffalo "News."
New Name Srmt, we must give Hollywood credit for some ingenuity. No matter how many times a plot is used, the picture is given a different title each time—Washington "Post."
Breach of Peace Aw elderly couple were charged with create ing a breach of the peace in their home.
"How did you come to cause this disturbance at your own fireside?" asked the judge.
"Well, it was like this," replied the old woman. "John and I were sitting at the fire. John was reading his newspaper and I was thinking. I turned to him and said: John, sheep are awful stupid, aren't they? And John said: Yes, my lamb."
Reckless A YOUNG married couple had just missed being knocked down by a recklessly-driven motor car. The car dashed away. The police arrived and found the couple bursting with indignation, specially the wife.
*Did you notice the number of the car?" the e: L "By a strange coincidence, the first two numbers of the car formed my age, and the second two the age of my wife."
"John," said the wife, hurriedly, "we'll let the matter drop!" must stand up in public and say, "I take thee. Amelia" Personally I couldn't dg it...and I think people should be much more careful about names,—Es.w,
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