Tue only time you'll see a blushing bride nowadays is when the groom doesn't show up.
Conversation Piece "Tve been taken for my own daughter."
"How absurd, my dtar! You don't look old enough to have a daughter as old as that.'
Bad Aim Serceant: "Be careful with that rifle. You only just missed me."
Recruit: "Sorry. sergeant"
Scots Wedding 'Jock: "So yer mairryin' Jean after a' these years Sand: "Aye. She cudnae get the engagement ring off her finger. she had got sao stoot."
Heartbroken "Wars the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up."
"Yes, she had an awful jar the other day. She took off her new hat at a jumble sale, and someone sold it for a shilling."
Popular "Wuat are the three words most used by boys and girls in school?" asked the father of his son.
"I don't know," was the reply "That's it," said the father. it the first time."
Bad Business "I TRIED counting sheep. and it was no good, I simply couldn't get-to sleep," said the clothing manufacturer to his partner.
"I told you," the latter replied, it was no good unless you counted up 10007 "I counted 10,000," said the manufacturer. "I sheared them, combed the wool, had it spun into cloth, and made into suits, took em to market and Jost £21. I didn't get a wink of sleep."
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