Fst. Farmer: "What's ailin' that old en of yours?"
Second Farmer; "Shell shock. Ducks came out of the eggs shed been sitting' on."
Oil. Right "I HEAR you struck a 'Gusher' down in Texas."
"That's an insult, suh. We never strike a.
Tick-Tock "So: the hold-up man wouldn't fake grand. pop's old-fashioned watch?"
"Yes, he said he didn't want to be arrested for violating the anti-noise ordinance." money to "I thought he gave you only $1,000"
"Yes, but he gave it to me to burn his love letters."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.