Love is laughable. In fact, it's just two silly.
The girl who speaks volumes always ends up on the shelf.
The roadside petter's ballad, "Love Will Find a Highway."
A gold-digger is well fed if she can get hold of three square males a day.
He: Mmmm! There's honey on your lips. She: Bee hive yourself!
A girl with a beautiful carriage naturally goes places.
The old slogan: Man Darn,"
"You Can't Keep a Good Here's the one about the cute girl magician who made a monkey out of an old goat.
Many a man's goose has been cooked by a girl getting steamed ul "Young lad: did you take a swim this morning?"
"No. Wh: is there one missing?"
Director: Now in this scene I want you to make love to her like a bear or a gorilla or something.
Dancer: Yes, sir, I'll do the beast I can.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.