He: I want to hire three beautiful maids for my home, Employment Agency: Why, pardon me, sir, but wouldn't your wife prefer plain-looking girls?
He: I haven't got a wife.
Gas Man Tue small town was holding an air raid practice.
An ambitious A.R.P, warden rushed up to a detached house, rang his- handball and shouted, "Gas! Gas!"
A voice came from the upper window, "Well, you'll find the meter under the stairs."
Overlooked Slight An officer from Arborath, one of those rescued from the Altmark, said he had never been so glad as he was when he heard a voice, belonging to one of the British boarding party, shout, "Are there any Englishmen down there "I even overlooked the slight on my national ity, I was so glad," said the man from Arborath.
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