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"No, but HE passed out Hand-Painted "Tuey ought to call you The Atlas Girl." "Why so?"
Because you have a beautiful hand-painted At the Circus Fat Lady: Couldn't you borrow some money from the midgets?
Skeleton Man: Oh, no! They're short themselves, Check, Please He: You are a feast of beauty, a banquet of charm.
Gal: If you think that, there's but one course for you to take.
He: One course, my eye! I want the full eight-course dinner, Oddments Tbt "Wu are you unmarried?"
*Oh, I guess I was just born that way."
"I feel funny, Doctor. What shall I do?" "be on the stage."
"L never knew before that you sang from coast to coast."
"But I did. I was entertainer on a Greyhound bus."
Women's talk. like the little brook, babbles on forever; but the little brook gets somewhere in the end.
When a girl says she can read you like a book, you can be sure she sees your finish.
It women's clothes did not change so often there would be more change in men's pockets.
All the world loves a lover—and hates a hater.
Men's eyes are usually fastened on pretty pins.
A Scotchman was rum over by a steamroller and he turned on his side so his pants would be pressed for the funeral.
A friend is a person who dislikes the same people you do.
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