How Surprising My young daughter, aged nine, came running in the other day and exclaimed, "Mummy, Mrs, Smith has got two unexpected' mothers."
"Dig Up Tommy"
A MOTHER who had previously refused to have her son evacuated sent the following note to school:
"Dear Teacher, I have changed my mind and have decided I would like to have Tommy, Disillusioned Hussann (furious): "Elsie, do you realize re married to a bank clerk?"
"Well, you surprise me! When I saw this dressmaker's bill I thought you were under the impression that you had married a bank."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.