The Archive · 1940

No News at All

THERE had been heavy rain, and the camp, somewhere in England," was flooded "when conversation took place.

limey, it's like the Deluge."

Like the what?"

"Ain't you read about the Deluge and Noah and the Ark and Mount Ararat?"

"No, we've been practically cut off here for three days, and haven't ad no papers."

Small-Town News "Dr. H. B. the popular dentist, is suffering from a badly sprained knee, which resulted when his foot slipped off the chest of Mr. Obadiah Finniker, who was having a tooth pulled Thursday afternoon. Dr. B., however, courageously used the other foot and con pleted the removal of the tooth before seel medical aid for his injury,"

(Space donated by Messrs. Thos. Cool: Sons Ltd.)

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