To the Editor of the "Nontu-Cinn Dalny News"
Si—What with football riots, bus and tram strikes, etc, let me get my moan in before you close your columns to anything savouring of dissension, "Maybe I'm wrong" or Tm one of those fools who rush in where angels fear to tread but, of *}all the aMMicting sounds now audible fon this long-suffering. planet, the crooning of the crooner 1s surely the most oathesome. An eisteddfod of ats on the root at midnight mellow music compared" with the disgusting noise of this degenerate creature (olling the world of his motory sentiments, Doos anyone—anyone who is at large—really: Ike to hear a man, if you can call him 'a. man, puting and lowing and bleat-Ing about his "lahv"?
A Maw Shanghai, Mar, 22.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.