Mr. Newlywed (solicitously): And tell me, dear, how do you get along with the butcher?"
Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh. wonderful, darling! He's such a generous man. Whenever I order a roast he never fails to send one that weighs from six to eight."
Isms and Wasms Tue teacher had lectured on the various facets of Communism, Fascism and Naziism. Then turning to the bright pupil, he said:
what would you do with all these I'd make them all wasps!" came the prompt reply.
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