Orricer: "How long did it take you to learn to drive a motor car?"
Private: "Oh, three or four."
Officer: "Weeks?"
Private: "No, sir—motor cars!"
Coincidence "Joun, I've been waiting for you wretched club.' lying awake for hours io come home from that "Well, if tha isn't just like a woman. And Tve been at the club for hours waiting for you to go to sleep."
Satan "Way, my love," asked the dear old lady evacuee, "do they call Lord Beaverbrook's beautiful bombs Satan?"
"They call Lord Beaverbrook's beautiful. bombs Satan, my dear," replied her aged hus. band. "because they give the Huns Hell."
"Oh, thank Heaven for that."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.