A pal tells of the girl who weighed only 85 pounds, but she's still some man's heavy date.
Dry Country 'THE mayor of a tough border town was about to engage a preacher for the new church.
"Parson. you aren't by any chance a Baptist, Ee are you?"
"Ko. Why?"
"Well, I was just going to say that we have to haul our water twelve miles."
From Here and There MANY a pert goes out to flirt and comes back expert.
"When two girls kiss each other it's like a couple of prize fighters shaking hands.
"What's that bump on your head from?"
"Oh, I have water on the brain and it just came to a boil"
"Every time I pass your house I see you sitting in the window."
"Well, someone has to look out for the family."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.