Sam a certain Boche porter: Verdamm! What a foolish young fellow T am! Inspired by the notion of early promotion Tve got myself posted to Hamm, Full Explanation Dunn (to friend's wife): "INI tell you o thing, @ husband like yours isn't easy to find."
rate Wile: "Is that any business of yours"
Drunk; "Sure! T took him out and lost him, From the Home Front Acconoine to a news agency report beer in Germany these "days is very much watered down.
Seems to bea Dut the spirit is weath:" of "the Flosh ts willing, Poor Eyesight Ir is a strange thing, that whenever a strip tease act is billed, there Is always a large num ber of persons who make the excuse, that they
very well, must have front seats because they cant heat Commonsense My wife seems to know of everything I do, I don't toll her. She asks no questions, but she Knows, Is this woman's intuition?" asks ele ous." writing to 1.
Either that or she's pockets, been through your Decidedly Fist Chorine: "I met two men at the party Inst night. One was young and penniless ud the other was old and wealthy.
"Second Chorine; "That was a decided problem, First Chorine: "I'l say! I decided on the old Jand wealthy one immediately."
Change, Please Shift, please," said the Polish soldier to th blushing young Indy a8 he placed a 10s, note on the. connier.
Nothing in the shop seemed to correspond to the request, so he produced a small dictionary and pointed to:
'Shift—to change, He just move about' wanted change for his note.
Hard Question ast a man, aged 39, single, always highly strung, overvanxious, and at times morbid. At seventeen T had a nervous breakdown, but was much better after some. months of farm life. My memory is poor regarding details of bus\- ness, which is of the "one-man" kind. "I have ever been sufficiently keen on any woman to "pop the question." I suffer from acidity, flatulence, and acute nasal catarrh, What relationship has sex to my condition?—"Health for AIL"
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