The Archive · 1941

An Old Adage

CANNIRAL Cook—Shnll I stew both thoee cocks we captured from the steamer?

Cannibal Kine—No: one is enough Too many cooks spoil the broth. Please Remit Dmrcron—I've watched your acting, and T think you ought to take un theatre. of course? del snirant—You mean writing for th

Director—No, writing home for money.

Catch as Catch Can Law (at swimming rool)—My, inv! That gentleman out there can cer. tainty stay T the water a long alnly stay under

Shapelv Gal (climbing out of pool)—Sav. that leg-pinching sonuvagun is no gentleman!

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