YIhEBE there's a will, there are relatives.
The girl who insists on her rights generally is left, There's nothing annoys a man more than to take out a strawberry blonde and get the raspberry.
"I can give you a hundred reasons for marrying me."
"Never mind, handsome. One's enough!"
"Say, I wonder if that blonde is really as pretty as she looks?"
"No, it's all put on."
May: So liquor brings out the beast in Jack?
Fay: Yes, two drinks and he starts acting like a social lion.
Ned: So when you see a lovely girl in a wool sweater it makes you itch?
Ted: Yes, itch to take her in my arms.
The only reason some men never leave girls in the dark is because the girls can't trust them with the lights out.
"Well, well, so you met that movie star at a dude ranch. How did it happen?"
"Oh, we were just thrown together."
He: To make a success of marriage, we must use our heads.
Gal: Lets start now. Rest yours agninpt mine.
"They say Teddy is very alert on the dance floor." "You said it. He was on my toes all evening." me of an incident which occurred many years ago off the coast of Japan, this story being told me by an eye.witness shortly after the event. A British passenger.ship was proceeding between Yokohama and Kobe when an exciting chase attracted the attention of those on deck. A bird of prey (later identified as a Peregrine) Was pursuing a pigeon high up above the ship: the pigeon, usually a very fast flyer, was obviously tired and was forced to resort to fast turns, swift ascents and descents, and every other possible wile of the air, to avoid capture: "it finally came down as if to take refuge on the ship, but with the rapid movement of the latter and the hot pursuit of the falcon, it failed to make @ landing: passengers and officers alike became enthused in favour of the fugitive, and the Captain finally stopped his ship: the pigeon fell exhausted on the deck and the falcon flew off. On examination ihe pigeon was found to be a "carrier" taking a message to the Yokosuka shipyards......to which destination the.gallant "bird was finally
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