suggested by certain conta appeared from time in the (late) Universal Review, the Contemporary, and other "leading azines." Vide "The Nationalisation of Cathedrals" in the current number of the lust-mentioned periodical, of which the Stand-urd observes: 'Such a contribution could hardly have obtained admission to a leading magazine' except in the dead season."
Do you want to print an article, no one can defend, Where riot of sense one particle Is found from end to end, Which, once the world has read it o'er, You'll wish had never been Why, huston to the editor Of a "Leading Magazine."
You may frantically twaddle, Or illogically gush, Or evolve from out your noodle What will make all women blush, Though your wife will want to hide it Where it never can be seen Ne w have supplied it To a Leading Magazine."
Would you like to teach how marriage In the source of all our ill Every faith and creed disparage, Prove one needn't pay on Do but shock all minds respect By some bolt from the sky serene, Ani you'll just-be thought delectable Ina "Leading Magazine, fake the worst or most surprising Of the things you don't belie Your fantastic scheme devising, Some pretentious theory weave, Though of fact you boast no has And you don't know what you mean: You'll be welcomed with embraces Tu a" Leading Magazine,"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.