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My Husband Says

That Indies should always eat breakfast with thei oven if there's nothing about exes to brilliant. conve Shion." T sometimes. wish myself hat "they. came. ina greater variety: of col T really dislike rising so earl but he likes to have me pour his coffee. But he says he wishes could remember the—mfimber. of humps he takes. He thinks that IFT should commit that to memory home it might sometime save embarrassment. at hotels. He says it makes him nervous to see waiter looking at us interroga-

cross, too, when the clerk rings tap his room and says he can't is signature "and also the management likes to. know the home address of guests.

'My husband's Sunt Julia says Ihis signature looks like 'a worm in 2 ft, but T just. love it on the checks he gives me. He says his unt. Julia' will never see it. on anything more important than Birthday Greetings.

Mrs, Swift says that personally she is much too humane to allow her husband to see her before seven in the evening or later, day. Tight saving time, "and she she would cheerfully divorce any man who dared ~to appear at home for Tuneh. But 1 love to feat lunch with my husband and besides T always ced him to do

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