(By "A Mane MAN") waiter was thrown out of the window of the ninth floor of a New York hotel by patrons who considered the Dill too high. A little persuasion goes a long way at! times Tt is announced that the Matter-horn is in a distinctly shaky con-[dition and may topple over. Mussolini has been raising his voice again.
A Baltimore schoolmaster has. just re-married the lady from whom ihe was divorced 15 years ago. After all, absence does make the heart grow fonder.
A contemporary states that variety stars in the fifties and sixties used draw one pound a week. Some of our present-day stars deserve that, too.
Mr. Hubert Pocock, a Toronto osteopath, says that walking on tiptoe is one of the best ways to remain in health. Especially if you are a married man and come home in the early hours of the morning.
Advertisement in Tocal paper: "Hide and skin expert (tanner), with long years' experienc employment." Smith minor know where he won't find it.
'A Dublin woman has just received postcard posted to her 15 years ago in New Zealand. The Empire postal service may be a little slow but ive sure.
A Hampshire lady who committed bigamy "for a joke" has been sentenced to three months' imprisonment and knows now that it isn't.
We have a tremendous war debt, but the United States has by far the largest number of telephones, so that it is about even.
Greenwich man has been knocked down by his own car. In motoring circles this is considered very bad form.
"Because the Scots are one of the races," the import ion, int Carton of whisky is permitted ty the Carton Government. They seem to have bad al drop too much of Black and White.
No barber is to cut a woman's hair without the permission of her husband, father, or oldest male relative, according to an order issued in a Brazilian town by the mayor, who obviously isn't married, ther reproduction prohibi
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